Post Valentine's Day Top Ten Hottest Men...

Since it's the day after Valentine's Day and I just went to go see Endless Love with Alex Pettyfer and Gabriella Wilde (I'm a little depressed because of the cuteness of that movie) I thought I'd post something special due to the holiday. For all you single ladies, (or the taken ones too) here's my pick at the top ten most hottest hotties (in order of age because it's too hard to pick favourites. ) You can plan out and imagine your future life with them, or just stare at their photos while crying hysterically, up to you completely.

Warning: In no way are all of these men single nor do I advice you attempt to stalk or go after them. This is for imaginary purposes only. If you choose to chase after these men and you run into an angry wife, girlfriend or bodyguard - I am in no way responsible for any charges, restraining orders or jail time. Read at your own risk, Thank you.

Extreme Warning: There are gifs.. so brace yourself.

10 Johnny Depp

Age: 50

Zodiac: Gemini

Relationship Status: Engaged 

Wow. Fifty years old and still looking mighty fine, Johnny. One of the best actors ever, and a quite handsome creative genius equals one attractive man. I love him as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean , I love him as the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland and I even love him as a vampire in Dark Shadows. He could play any role and still make me giddy. (I'll try not to go after this one though, he might be a little too old for me.)   

9 David Beckham 

Age: 38
Zodiac: Taurus
Relationship Status: Married

-Sigh- How lucky is Victoria Beckham? Extraordinarily and overly lottery winning lucky. Firstly, she's a former Spice Girl and secondly, she's with the hot and gorgeous brit, David Beckham. The body, the facial hair, the tats - he's the perfect combination of edgy and sexy. Not only is he the perfect husband and father, he's an athlete. And those H&M commercials? Pass me a fan please.

8 Adam Levine

Age: 34

Zodiac: Pisces 

Relationship Status: Engaged 

If any of you watch American Horror Story the first thing you always want to say to Adam when you see him is, "Hey! You got your arm back." And thank goodness for that because that sexy arm is a necessity to play the guitar and swoon all the girls at Maroon 5 concerts. Not only is this hot rocker in an amazing band, he's engaged to a Victoria Secret Model. Do you watch The Voice? I do, but do not ask me about any of the contestants because all I know is I vote for team Levine.  

7 Channing Tatum 

Age: 33
Zodiac: Taurus
Relationship Status: Married

There's nothing more attractive then a guy who can play the dramatic action star, romantic hero and hilarious cop in training and still be a cute father and husband (with the most gorgeous wife ever.) Channing is the ideal man who can swoon you by one look in the eyes and make you laugh when you are feeling down. And he was a former stripper but whatever that's not important at all... I've also heard that he is a big fan of cheese, especially Gouda.

6 Ryan Gosling

Age: 33
Zodiac: Scorpio
Relationship Status: Possibly still dating Eva Mendes or if rumours are true they broke up so I'm gonna have to say..It's Complicated.

Oh Ryan, what can I possibly say about you that will even begin to describe how perfect you are? Gorgeous face, nice body, cute smile, Noah Calhoun, amazing actor... The list just goes on and on. He can play dangerous, dramatically serious, funny, romantic and probably even just stare at the screen for two hours and women would still pay $11.95 to see that film. I know I would.

5 Paul Wesley

Age: 31
Zodiac: Cancer
Relationship Status: Married but rumoured to be single.

So it's inevitable, there had to be at least one vampire on my list and I chose Paul Wesley because I believe he is completely underrated. He plays the good vampire but when things go bad, he becomes the ripper. It's the best of both worlds, sweet and caring and ultimate bad boy. How could you not love him? Look at that smile. Elena is one lucky girl.. I'm available to donate blood, anytime. Call me!

4 Chris Hemsworth

Age: 30
Zodiac: Leo
Relationship Status: Married

Australian? Check. Gorgeous? Check. Hemsworth Brother? Check. Thor? Double check. Look at that shrug. It's like he doesn't even know how beautiful he is. Stop being in denial Hemsworth, you're sexy and it's about time you start acknowledging it. And does anyone else think that he still looks incredibly hot in black and white? I mean, what kind of talent do you have to have to make that happen?

3 Zac Efron

Age: 26
Zodiac: Libra
Relationship Status: Single

Well looky here ladies, we have our first confirmed single bachelor on the list and it's Zac Efron, not too shabby. Every girl has loved him since his High School Musical days and he's only gotten sexier since. He even goes back into time and makes his future thirty year old wife fall in love with his seventeen year old self. Basically, Zac Efron makes all the girls fall in love at any age, at any time. And you can bet on that.

2 Liam Hemsworth

Age: 24

Zodiac: Capricorn

Relationship Status: Single

So as much as I'm very upset about the break up of Liam and Miley, I can't say that I don't feel a little bit of happiness because now I might have at lease 0.01% of a chance with this Aussie. And may I ask what kind of water the Hemsworth's drank to create such fine and talented men? Pass me some of that please.   

1 Alex Pettyfer

Age: 23 

Zodiac: Aries

Relationship Status: Single 

Okay, so I must confess that after seeing Endless Love I have fallen for this cutie. I liked him in I Am Number Four, was a little turned off by him in Magic Mike, but he definitely won me back last night. David and Jade's relationship in the movie is a relationship that any girl wishes for all her life. This is why I have made it my goal to marry Alex Pettyfer. I mean how cute is that, Alex and Alex? That's like fate right there if you ask me. And now I am also off to watch every single movie that he has ever been in. -Swoon-